Hell, Do I Remember The First Joke?

You've Got To Be Able To Sell Yourself.

I Don't Really Tell A Joke Per Se, I Build Up An Attitude And It Becomes A Joke.

Eddie Fisher Married To Elizabeth Taylor Is Like Me Trying To Wash The Empire State Building With A Bar Of Soap.

I Have My Own Gym. When You Do Jokes And They Sell, You Get A Gym.

To Me, The Stand Up Part In My Life Is Great. I Know I Can Do That. When I Get An Acting Chance, I'm Really Thrilled.