Hell, Do I Remember The First Joke?

My Father Wasn't Much For Show Business. He Was An Insurance Man - Very Well-liked, Very Warm. He Had A Lot Of Friends.

I Don't Do Impressions.

Eddie Fisher Married To Elizabeth Taylor Is Like Me Trying To Wash The Empire State Building With A Bar Of Soap.

I Would Describe Myself As A Guy That's Very Normal But Has The Tendency To Rib People, But Never In A Mean-spirited Way.

Alan King, A Comedian I Adored, Was Considered Society, And I Was Considered The Jewish Kid From The Neighborhood.