Hell, Do I Remember The First Joke?

Women Were Afraid Of Me, They Were Scared To Death. But I Always Say Be Yourself, If You're Funny Then Let Your Sense Of Humor Go There. I Mean There's No Sense Hiding What You Feel.

Everything I've Ever Done In My Whole Career, People Might Not Know, I've Never Written Anything Down On Paper.

People Think Being In Your Seventies Means Sitting Around In A Chair With A Blanket Over Your Legs, Drooling.

Well, I Call Myself An Actor. I Always Wanted To Be One.

Some People Call Me A Legend And The Last Of The Greats, And I Appreciate It.