Hell, Do I Remember The First Joke?

Room Service Is Great If You Want To Pay $500 For A Club Sandwich.

I Don't Get Into Politics. I Know [donald] Trump, But I Don't Follow That. That's Just An Aside For Him When He Has Nothing Else To Say. He Never Involved Me In Any Of That Stuff.

Italians Are Fantastic People, Really. They Can Work You Over In An Alley While Singing An Opera.

Whatever You Do To Gain Success, You Have To Hang In There And Hope Good Things Happen. Always Think Positive.

Show Business Is My Life. When I Was A Kid I Sold Insurance, But Nobody Laughed.