Hell, Do I Remember The First Joke?

Everything I've Ever Done In My Whole Career, People Might Not Know, I've Never Written Anything Down On Paper.

I Have A Problem, If The Light Goes On On Tv And It Blinks Midnight, I Don't Know How To Fix It.

I'm Not A Big One For Jokes. I Can't Tell A Joke, Believe It Or Not. If You Gave Me A Thousand Bucks And Said, "don, Get Up At A Party And Tell A Joke," I'm The Worst.

You Can't Study Comedy; It's Within You. It's A Personality. My Humor Is An Attitude.

I Don't Get Into Politics. I Know [donald] Trump, But I Don't Follow That. That's Just An Aside For Him When He Has Nothing Else To Say. He Never Involved Me In Any Of That Stuff.