You're Supposed To Have Friends You Can

I Was Raped By A Doctor. Which Is, You Know, So Bittersweet For A Jewish Girl.

I Like To Think Of Myself As 'hot-larious' I'm Cute, But I'm Totally Approachable.

I'm Very Lucky In That I Still Experience Highs And Lows. And I Think Those Lows Are Important. But I Am Not Totally Paralyzed, And It Keeps Me From Just Complete State Of Paralysis - And Emotionally And Really Kind Of Almost Physically.

I'm So Much More Famous Than I Am Financially Successful. I Mean, I Live In A Three-room Apartment. I Mostly Make Free Videos On My Couch. But I Am Fine.

I Got Jury Duty And I Didn't Want To Go, So My Friend Said, "you Should Write Something Really Really Racist On The Form When You Return It. Like, You Should Put 'i Hate Chinks'." And I Said, "i'm Not Going To Put That On There Just To Get Out Of Jury Duty. I Don't Want People To Think That About Me." So Instead I Wrote, "i Love Chinks." And Who Doesn't?