I Started Comedy In Like 1998.

Some Rules Are Good. For Example, Off The Top Of My Head, Let's Say A Stand-up Comedian Or A Talk Show Host Wearing A Nice Suit - As A Ponderer, I Grew Up Like, "why Don't They Just Go Up There In Their Army Jacket? They're Fine!" Then Little By Little, You Think, "you Know, It's Kind Of Nice To Look Nice, Like You Made The Effort." Then You're Back At Rule One; That Was The Original Rule.

I Want It All... Fast. I Want To Be Married, I Want To Live Together... And Then Somewhere Around A Year Or Two Years, I Get Freaked Out. I Freak Out Emotionally And Then I Actually Feel Like 'oh My God, Who's This Stranger In My House?'

I Think I Was A Terrible Husband, I Think I'm A Terrible Boyfriend.

I Met Steve Jobs Once. In '06? He Had A Sense Of Humor.

Everyone Goes Through All Kinds Of Relationship Situations. I'm Lucky That I Get To Be On Two Comedy Shows [during Divorce].