I Started Comedy In Like 1998.

There's No Judgment On Bands That Continue On Who Aren't Popular; Some People Get Enjoyment Out Of It. I'm Just Not One Of Those People. I Wanted Attention.

When I First Started Going To Portland, People Told Me About Stumptown. They Were Like 'oh, It's The Best Coffee,'and I Thought, 'how Good Could It Really Be?' I'm Like, 'sure, Great, Uh... I'd Love To See It.' But Then When I Went, It Truly, I Am Not Kidding, Is The Best Coffee I Have Ever Had.

I Met Steve Jobs Once. In '06? He Had A Sense Of Humor.

Portland Is Where Young People Go To Retire.

I Want It All... Fast. I Want To Be Married, I Want To Live Together... And Then Somewhere Around A Year Or Two Years, I Get Freaked Out. I Freak Out Emotionally And Then I Actually Feel Like 'oh My God, Who's This Stranger In My House?'