I Started Comedy In Like 1998.

There Are So Many Disagreements In The World, But I Like The Idea Of People Agreeing On Something Like Art.

I Want It All... Fast. I Want To Be Married, I Want To Live Together... And Then Somewhere Around A Year Or Two Years, I Get Freaked Out. I Freak Out Emotionally And Then I Actually Feel Like 'oh My God, Who's This Stranger In My House?'

That Smile On Stive Jobs Face... My Impersonation Came From Being A Fan.

I Enjoy Getting To Work On 'saturday Night Live', Where I Get To Do People Like David Paterson. And Then, Its Like A Different Muscle To Do Someone Like A Bicycle Guy On' Portlandia'.

I Don't Miss Anything Ever. Because To Me, Missing Something Is Like Going Backward A Little Bit. I Don't Miss Being In A Punk Band. For Me, 'snl' Is Like... This Is Gonna Sound Overly Dramatic, But... The Way I Am, It Feels Like I'm A Soldier, So It Was Like, 'what Do You Want Me To Do? Put Me Anywhere. Do You Want Me To Do These Sketches? Great.'