I Think I Was A Terrible Husband,

Remember That There's No One Way Of Doing Things. ... If You Just Get A Hammer And Hit It Really Hard, Whatever It Is, I Guarantee You It'll Open.

There Are So Many Disagreements In The World, But I Like The Idea Of People Agreeing On Something Like Art.

I Was In A Band And It Wasn't Working Out The Way I Wanted. Then Somehow, Little By Little, I Started Doing A Couple Comedy Things. All Of A Sudden I Was Being Asked To Do More And More Comedy Things. There Was This Message From The World Saying, "maybe You Should Go This Direction."

I Want It All... Fast. I Want To Be Married, I Want To Live Together... And Then Somewhere Around A Year Or Two Years, I Get Freaked Out. I Freak Out Emotionally And Then I Actually Feel Like 'oh My God, Who's This Stranger In My House?'

I Enjoy Getting To Work On 'saturday Night Live', Where I Get To Do People Like David Paterson. And Then, Its Like A Different Muscle To Do Someone Like A Bicycle Guy On' Portlandia'.