I Think I Was A Terrible Husband,

I Was In A Band And It Wasn't Working Out The Way I Wanted. Then Somehow, Little By Little, I Started Doing A Couple Comedy Things. All Of A Sudden I Was Being Asked To Do More And More Comedy Things. There Was This Message From The World Saying, "maybe You Should Go This Direction."

It's Already Years Ago Now, But There's That South Korean Music Artist Psy, Who Had That Hit Song And It Was A Hit Song Here. I'm Like, "wait A Minute. There's A Chance. There's A Way We Can Have Language Not Be Such An Important Part Of Comedy."

As Far As Paintings Go, I Always Think About What It's Like To Move Them And Hang Them Up And Hope They Don't Drop. To Me, That Seems Like A Big Gamble, But That Comes From Me Not Being A Painter.

Some Rules Are Good. For Example, Off The Top Of My Head, Let's Say A Stand-up Comedian Or A Talk Show Host Wearing A Nice Suit - As A Ponderer, I Grew Up Like, "why Don't They Just Go Up There In Their Army Jacket? They're Fine!" Then Little By Little, You Think, "you Know, It's Kind Of Nice To Look Nice, Like You Made The Effort." Then You're Back At Rule One; That Was The Original Rule.

I'm So Glad Cities Have Personalities, Just Like People Have Personalities. That's Something That Makes Me Smile.