I Want It All... Fast. I Want To Be Married, I Want To Live Together... And Then Somewhere Around A Year Or Two Years, I Get Freaked Out. I Freak Out Emotionally And Then I Actually Feel Like 'oh My God, Who's This Stranger In My House?'

-Fred Armisen

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I Want It All... Fast. I Want

Fred Armisen

I Want It All... Fast. I Want To Be Married, I Want To Live Together... And Then Somewhere Around A Year Or Two Years, I Get Freaked Out. I Freak Out Emotionally And Then I Actually Feel Like 'oh My God, Who's This Stranger In My House?'

Topic

Years

Two

House

Some Rules Are Good. For Example, Off The Top Of My Head, Let's Say A Stand-up Comedian Or A Talk Show Host Wearing A Nice Suit - As A Ponderer, I Grew Up Like, "why Don't They Just Go Up There In Their Army Jacket? They're Fine!" Then Little By Little, You Think, "you Know, It's Kind Of Nice To Look Nice, Like You Made The Effort." Then You're Back At Rule One; That Was The Original Rule.

Nice

Army

Thinking