I Met Steve Jobs Once. In '06?

The More I Keep Myself Occupied And Jump From Thing To Thing, The More I Think It Enriches Both.

I Was In A Band And It Wasn't Working Out The Way I Wanted. Then Somehow, Little By Little, I Started Doing A Couple Comedy Things. All Of A Sudden I Was Being Asked To Do More And More Comedy Things. There Was This Message From The World Saying, "maybe You Should Go This Direction."

My Father Came From Germany. My Mom Came From Venezuela. My Father's Culturally German, But His Father Was Japanese.

I Don't Miss Anything Ever. Because To Me, Missing Something Is Like Going Backward A Little Bit. I Don't Miss Being In A Punk Band. For Me, 'snl' Is Like... This Is Gonna Sound Overly Dramatic, But... The Way I Am, It Feels Like I'm A Soldier, So It Was Like, 'what Do You Want Me To Do? Put Me Anywhere. Do You Want Me To Do These Sketches? Great.'

Remember That There's No One Way Of Doing Things. ... If You Just Get A Hammer And Hit It Really Hard, Whatever It Is, I Guarantee You It'll Open.