Hell, Yeah! Meeting Adjourned!

Mitch”, But Then Reattach It And Call It “mitch-all-together.

I Got Two Stools, In Case I Want To Sit Down And Sit Down Again On Something Else.

Every Time I Go And Shave, I Assume There's Someone Else On The Planet Shaving. So I Say, 'i'm Gonna Go Shave, Too.'

Stand-up Is An Art But Since It's Humor And It's Funny - A Lot Of Guys That Don't Think It's Art Are Probably Coming From The Angle That They Don't Want To Take It So Seriously. I've Always Looked At It As An Art But I Don't Look At It As A Pretentious Art. I Understand It Has To Be Taken Lightly Because It Is Just Comedy In The End, But The Good Stand-up Comics Are Someone With Something To Say.

A Lollipop Is A Cross Between Hard Candy And Garbage.