I Spend Shockingly Little Time Thinking About

We're The Guys Who, If Someone Says You Really Shouldn't Do An Episode Making Fun Of Scientologists, We Say, 'whatever.' Someone Says, 'they Might Come Try To Burn Your House Down,' We Say, 'we'll Just Get Another One.'

When I Was In Sixth Grade There Was A Talent Show, And I Wrote My First Sketch, 'the Dentist.' I Played The Dentist, And I Had My Friend Play A Patient. It Was Sort Of What Can Go Wrong At The Dentist, And I Just Remember I Had Lots Of Fake Blood And Everything.

I See Santa Claus And Joseph Smith And Luke Skywalker As The Same Person.

It's Funny Because I Think A Lot Of It Is Simply... We've Never Considered Ourselves Satirists, But Because We're On Comedy Central And Because We're South Park On Comedy Central, We Can Do Any Topic We Want.

I Was Always A Very Happy, Optimistic Person.