I Spend Shockingly Little Time Thinking About

It's This Simple Law, Which Every Writer Knows, Of Taking Two Opposites And Putting Them In A Room Together. I Love Anything With Cartman And Butters At The Same Time, It's Great.

Bargaining Makes You Come Up With The Best Ideas.

I Would Never Kill Somebody, Unless They Pissed Me Off.

I Think That Parents Only Get So Offended By Television Because They Rely On It As A Babysitter And The Sole Educator Of Their Kids.

When Someone Goes, 'oh, This Group Is Really Pissed Off At What You Said,' There's Not A Piece Of My Body That Goes, 'sweet!' That Means I Did It Wrong. I'm Just Trying To Make People Laugh.