Living Is Having Ups And Downs And

Well I Looked In My Moms Closet And Saw What I Was Getting For Christmas, An Ultravibe Pleasure 2000.

I Would Let My Kids Watch This Stuff Way Before I'd Let Them Watch Something Like 'full House' That I Think Would Make Them Stupid.

So We're Considering Doing A New Christmas Album, Because There's Been Christmas Episodes Since Then, And Maybe Finally Do The Version Of 'the Most Offensive Song Ever' With Lyrics Intact.

We're The Guys Who, If Someone Says You Really Shouldn't Do An Episode Making Fun Of Scientologists, We Say, 'whatever.' Someone Says, 'they Might Come Try To Burn Your House Down,' We Say, 'we'll Just Get Another One.'

I Got Into This Little Habit Of Architecture And Building. I Designed A House In Colorado And One In Hawaii. The Idea Is Supposed To Be Build And Sell - But Then I Can Never Bring Myself To Sell Them.