I Shot That Sucker Right In The

If Anything Happened To You, I'd Be So Destroyed They'd Have To Strap Me To A Bed And Feed Me Through A Tube. After Five Or Six Years, I Might Be Capable Of Taking Care Of Rex. In The Interim, You Should Assign A Guardian.

I Wasn't Sure Exactly How Prostitutes Determined Price, But If Men Bought Hookers By The Pound, These Two Would Be Doing Okay.

The Dog Ran Into The Kitchen, Stuck His Nose In Grandma's Crotch, And Snuffled. Dang," Grandma Said. "guess My New Perfume Really Works. I'm Gonna Have To Try It Out At The Seniors Meeting.

Last Time You Called Me Late At Night You Were Naked And Chained To Your Shower Curtain Rod. I Hope This Isn't Going To Be Disappointing.

I Took All Of My Rejection Letters - There Must Have Been Thousands Of Them In A Huge Box - And I Went Out On The Curb And Burned Them All, Crying.