I Shot That Sucker Right In The

Everyone Knows That If You Buy Chocolate With Spare Change, Then The Calories Don't Count.

Stephanie, I'm Begging You. Eat Some Doughnuts. I Can't Keep Going Like This." - Morelli

It Was Lorraine In Her Nightie And Mo In His Cap. They'd Just Settled Their Brains For A Long Winter's Nap In Front Of The Television. When Out In The Lot There Arose Such A Clatter, They Sprang From Their Recliners To See What Was The Matter. Away To The Window They Flew Like A Flash, Tore Open The Blinds And Threw Up The Sash. And What To Their Wondering Eyes Should Appear, But Stephanie Plum And Yet Another Of Her Cars Burning Front To Rear.

I Make Lots Of Mistakes. I Try Hard Not To Make The Same Mistake More Than Three Or Four Times.

Does Your Mother Know That You're Carrying A Gun? I'm Going To Tell Her. I'm Going To Call And Tell Her Right Now." Joe Morelli's Mom