I See Guys Who Can't Make 10

Community College Is Like A Disco With Books: "here's Ten Dollars; Let Me Get My Learn On!"

I Do What I Can Do When I Can Do It.

I Learned Pretty Quickly That It's Your Work Ethic That Levels The Playing Field. Education Helps, But I've Met Failures Who Have Ph.d.s. I Believe The Hardest Worker Is Always Going To Win.

If Bill Gates Woke Up With Oprah's Money He'd Jump Out The Window.

Standup Comedians Are Attracted To One Another Because Of Their Faults. So We're All Kind Of Messed Up In The Same Way, And Once I Was Around A Group Of People That Saw The World In A Different Way, It's Like This Is Where I Need To Be.