I Saw A Transvestite Wearing A T-shirt

Employee Of The Month Is A Good Example Of How Somebody Can Be Both A Winner And A Loser At The Same Time.

To Remove All Credibility From What You're Saying Try Wearing Sunglasses On Your Forehead.

When Someone Describes Themself As A Taxpayer, They're About To Be An Asshole.

I Wasn't The Class Clown, But I Was Starting To Become The "crazy Guy" At Law School, Which Is The Guy Who Is Not So Much "crazy" As "annoying."

I Feel So Fortunate To Be One Of The Lucky Ones Who Is So Grateful And Appreciative To Know Such Great Synonyms For Thankful.