I Saw A Transvestite Wearing A T-shirt

I Am A Man. And I Am Former Baby And A Future Skeleton, And I Am A Distant Future Pile Of Dust.

You Mock Those Who Blindly Follow The Majority...turn Your Attention Now To Those Who Are So Dedicated To Deviating From The Norm That They Would Gladly Cease Breathing If It Were Suggested To Them That Inhalation Was A Form Of Conformity; For They Deserve Just As Much Scrutiny And Ridicule.

A Know-it-all Is A Person Who Knows Everything Except For How Annoying He Is.

Having A Beard Is A Good Way To Make Your Face More Susceptible To Velcro.

If I Were Blind, I'd Wear A Blindfold All The Time.