I Need To Develop Some Patience -

In America, One Sure Sign Of Success Is The Presence Of An Unnecessary Waterfall In A Person's Yard.

There's A Very Fine Line Between Giving Someone The Heimlich Maneuver And Dry-humping A Stranger.

I Think My Favorite Sound Is The Sound Of Someone Not Playing The Bongos.

Drunken Behavior Will Not Be Tolerated, Except By Those Who Are Being Hilarious.

My Family Was Fine, It's Just A Different Way Of Going About Life. Creativity Was Not Something That Was Isolated And Identified And Valued.