I've Heard Of Many Chocoholics, But I

I Wish My Name Started With A Comma. That Would Be So Dramatic.

Skeet Shooting Is Probably More Satisfying If You Really Hate Skeets.

Count Your Blessings, But Not Out-loud, At The Top Of Your Lungs.

As Soon As I Jumped Out Of The Airplane, I Realized I Had Forgotten My Parachute. Thank God We Were Still On The Runway.

When I First Heard The Term 'training Bra,' I Was Freaked Out. I Was Pretty Young And I Said, 'did You Just Say Training Bra? They're Training Their Chests? I Had No Idea.' See Some Lady, Her Boobs Are Everywhere. 'what's Her Deal?' Those Are Untrained Titties.