He Changed More Times Than A Baby

The Best Way To Compile Inaccurate Information That No One Wants Is To Make It Up.

The People Who Think A Guy Walked On Water Versus The People Who Think A Horse Can Fly.

Normal People... Believe That If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It. Engineers Believe That If It Ain't Broke, It Doesn't Have Enough Features Yet.

He Was Deader Than A Shrunken Head At A Hackey Sack Festival.

You're Thinking I'm One Of Those Wise-ass California Vegetarians Who Is Going To Tell You That Eating A Few Strips Of Bacon Is Bad For Your Health. I'm Not. I Say Its A Free Country And You Should Be Able To Kill Yourself At Any Rate You Choose, As Long As Your Cold Dead Body Is Not Blocking My Driveway.