He Changed More Times Than A Baby

If I Liked Food And Disliked Exercise As Much As A 400 Pound Guy, I'd Be A 400 Pound Guy.

Dilbert: It Took Weeks But I've Calculated A New Theory About The Origin Of The Universe. According To My Calculations It Didn't Start With A "big Bang" At All-it Was More Of "phhbwt" Sound. You May Be Wondering About The Practical Applications Of The "little Phhbwt" Theory. Dogbert: I Was Wondering When You'll Go Away.

If Free Will Exists, Why Do The Tallest Candidates With The Best Hair Usually Win Elections ?

We're A Planet Of Nearly Six Billion Ninnies Living In A Civilization That Was Designed By A Few Thousand Amazingly Smart Deviants.

Everyone, Including Skeptics, Will Generate Delusions That Match Their Views. That Is How A Normal And Healthy Brain Works. Skeptics Are Not Exempt From Self-delusion.