I Remember Saying In College That I

People Want Other People To Know That They Share Our Sensibility Even If They're Not Exactly Sure What That Sensibility Is.

I Remember Saying In College That I Would Never Do Commercials.

Once I Found Out How Much An Off-off-broadway Actor Makes, I Was Whoring Myself Out The Next Day.

I've Always Wanted To Be An Actor. I Didn't Get Into This Game To Be The Best Improviser In The World. I Didn't Choose Improv As A Stepping Stone, It Just Happened To Become One.

I Get All Of My Comedy From Cnn.