I Remember Saying In College That I

I've Got Like A Week And A Half Left, All Bets Are Off.

Apparently It's Cool To Watch The Daily Show.

I Want To Manufacture A Feud.

I Remember Interviewing Someone I Actually Felt Bad For, And Therefore Didn't Want To Take An Ironic Stance Against Him. It Actually Turned Out To Be A Really Funny Piece.

I Didn't Hang Any Pictures In My Office For A Year Because I Thought That I Would Be Jinxing Myself And Have To Take Them Down The Next Day.