I Didn't Hang Any Pictures In My

I Just Want To Do Cool Stuff.

Apparently It's Cool To Watch The Daily Show.

It Looks Like Garbage, My Ass. But Trust Me, You're Lucky It's Not Full-frontal.

I Really Think Of It - Acting And Writing And Producing, Whatever - As Shipping. You Gotta Ship. Put The Widget Together In The Easiest, Quickest Way Possible And Ship The Product.

My Job Was Basically To Look At A Good Friend Completely Naked And Rub Lotion On Her Back. I Was Naked Too, But I Got To Put A Towel On Almost Immediately. So I Was Like, "well, This Is Going To Be Embarrassing, But It's Also Going To Be Kinda Awesome."