I Didn't Hang Any Pictures In My

I Really Think Of It - Acting And Writing And Producing, Whatever - As Shipping. You Gotta Ship. Put The Widget Together In The Easiest, Quickest Way Possible And Ship The Product.

Stand-up Is A Real Art Form In Itself And One That I Really Think To Be Good At You Have To Devote Your Entire Life To. It's The Really, Really Good Ones That End Up Getting To Do The Things That I Like To Do: Movies, Tv Shows, And Stuff Like That. It's A Really Hard Gig And It Just Never Called To Me.

I Don't Feel Rivalry. I'm The Least Competitive Person You'll Meet Ever, To A Fault.

I Want To Manufacture A Feud.

Why Should I Be Feeling Tension? It's The Daily Show.