I Didn't Hang Any Pictures In My

People Want Other People To Know That They Share Our Sensibility Even If They're Not Exactly Sure What That Sensibility Is.

As A Teenager, I Was Very Much A People Pleaser And That Excludes Being Adventuresome At All. I Was A Boy Scout Though And So That's As Adventuresome As I Got.

Pat Obrien Knows Nothing. Hes On The Hell Express.

Apparently It's Cool To Watch The Daily Show.

It Looks Like Garbage, My Ass. But Trust Me, You're Lucky It's Not Full-frontal.