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The South Has More Of A Disproportionate Amount Of Irony On T-shirts Than Any Other Region In The Country.

You Have To Have Some Level Of Attachment, You Can Still Have Passion And Believe But It Has To Be Softened Somewhat.

I Think Pornography Is The Only Art Form Where You Can Be Videotaped On A Shaky Handy Cam Sucking Off A Horse And Be Considered A Star.

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