I Recently Attended A Pro-drug Rally... In

I Know Dave [attel] And We're Friendly, And I Have Nothing But Respect For Him.

I Was Heavily Influenced By Andy Kaufman And Steven Wright.

I'm Not Going To Benefit From Free College Education, But I Think All Those Things Are Good For The Country.

I Think It Was There Before, But - Because Of Social Media, Too - There Are These People Who Fancy Themselves As Tolerant, And Don't See The Hypocrisy And Double Standard Of How They're Not Tolerant At All, And They're Just Strident And They Don't Listen. There's No Dialogue Anymore. That's Maybe, Truly, The Worst Part Of Trump's Legacy Is Just People Yelling At Each Other.

A Verbose, Prosaic Review Which Mentions Whistling Winds And The Timeless Feeling Of Jade Doesn't Mean Anything To Me; I Don't Need A Novella Telling Me About How An Album Is Like A Fine Meal.