I Recently Attended A Pro-drug Rally... In

I Think Pornography Is The Only Art Form Where You Can Be Videotaped On A Shaky Handy Cam Sucking Off A Horse And Be Considered A Star.

In New York, You Are Constantly Faced With This Very Urgent Decision That You Have To Make, About Every Twenty Minutes...you Have To Decide, Immediately, You Have To Go "ohmigod. Do I Look At The Most Beautiful Woman In The World Or The Craziest Guy In The World?"

I Am Truly Passionate And Concerned About The Lack Of Empathy That People Show Towards One Another.

I Grew Up In That Minority. I Grew Up In The South, In Roswell, Georgia, And It Was Heavily White, Baptist, Conservative. And The Idea That Somebody Would Come There And Say Those Things That I Said Created An Atmosphere Where Some People Would Walk Out, And Suddenly They Weren't In The Minority. For An Hour And A Half, They Were The Majority. So I Would Argue That It Does Need To Be Said.

I Do Believe That On A Whole, Women Are Definitely Smarter Than Men... I Also Believe That Dogs Are Smarter Than Women. No? That One, You Don't Believe It? You Believe That I Didn't Do A Series Of Tests? You Are Right To Not Believe It, Because I'm Going To Go Ahead And Admit That I Do Not Believe What I Just Said, It Was What's Described As A 'joke.' Um, I'll Be Telling A Bunch Of Them Here Tonight.