I Lived In La For Almost Nine

I Was Born Jewish, But I Am An Atheist. I Dont Believe In God.

I've Gotten "condescending" A Million Times, And That's Not Good.

We Should Just Get Somebody From The Left And The Right And They Should All Throw Bumper Stickers At Each Other And The First One To Cover The Other One Wins.

I'm Going To Keep Talking About What I Think Is Interesting For My Entire Career. If You Want To Hear About How Women Do A Lot Of Shoe Shopping Or How Being Married Sucks, Go See The Guy Who Does Jokes About That. But If You Come To See My Live Show, There's Going To Be 20 Minutes On Religion For The Rest Of My Life, Probably. If That Makes Me A Caricature, So Be It.

I Really Don't Have A Problem With Gay Marriage... Because I'm Tolerant And Rational.