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I Lived In La For Almost Nine Years And If I Never Went Back There Again It Would Be Fine.
-David Cross
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I Lived In La For Almost Nine
David Cross
I Lived In La For Almost Nine Years And If I Never Went Back There Again It Would Be Fine.
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