The Bible Is The Funniest Book I

What President Of The Airline Is Doing Is, He's Urging Everyone To Give Up Their Frequent Flyer Miles For Sick Kids... But As I Was Reading This, There Were Two Empty Seats Next To Me. Why Can't Sick Kids Sit There? If They're So Concerned With Sick Kids, Shouldn't They Have Like A Pen Of Sick Kids Next To The Gate?

Because I Think Whenever You Sit Down With Another Human Being Who Would Absolutely Disagree With You On Every Issue, You Learn About Them As A Person And You Relate, In Human Terms, And It's Much More Difficult For Either Side To Dismiss Out Of Hand, Like That Person's A Freak, That Person's A Nazi.

A Verbose, Prosaic Review Which Mentions Whistling Winds And The Timeless Feeling Of Jade Doesn't Mean Anything To Me; I Don't Need A Novella Telling Me About How An Album Is Like A Fine Meal.

James Lipton: The Most Pompous Arrogant Failure In History.

I'd Be Curious To Find Out, But I Don't Think People In The Entertainment Industry Are Proportionally More Or Less Serious Politically Than Anyone In The Landscaping Industry.