The Bible Is The Funniest Book I

The Best Thing About Me Is There Are No Skeletons.

I'm Very Vocal About My Belief That All Religion Is Garbage. Most Of My Friends Are Religious Or At Least Spiritual. These Are People I Like And I Know Are Intelligent. It's This Thing That I Carry Around. I Know I'd Be A Better Person If I Was Fairer, But It's At The Core Of Who I Am And What I Believe.

You Have To Have Some Level Of Attachment, You Can Still Have Passion And Believe But It Has To Be Softened Somewhat.

I Don't Want To Do 20 Minutes On Donald Trump. I Want To Do 10 Minutes And Move On. I Wouldn't Even Do That With A Live Show, Because I Don't Want It To Feel Like "an Evening Of Political Comedy."

You Cannot Win A War On Terrorism. It's Like Having A War On Jealousy.