I Really Do Take More Vacations Than

I Love Signing Autographs! Sometimes, When People Ask Me For One, I Keep The Photo For Myself And Frame It. It's A Win-win Situation Really; I Get An Extra 25 Dollars In My Pocket And Another Portrait For My Bedroom.

My Favorite Meal? It Has To Be Furburgers Everyday In The Morning.

Hitler Was About Population Control.

Yea, I Had A Dream Too. Looks Like Mine Came True.

Once Both Gay Marriage And Marijuana Are Finally Legal, Those Of You Against Them Are Not Invited To The Really Fun Parties I'm Gonna Throw.