Sometimes You Just Gotta Use What God

I Don't Think Restaurants Should Refuse To Serve Minority People. They Are Quite Tasty When Prepared Correctly.

I've Never Had Much Sympathy For Orphans, I Mean, When I Was Their Age I Would Have Killed To Have No Parents To Make Me Clean My Room And Stuff

It's Just Gods Way Of Getting Babies To Heaven Faster!

The Problem With Doing Commercials Is That The Only Thing Good Enough For Me To Sell Is Myself, And I Stopped Doing That Once I Kicked My Coke Habit.

I Love The Holiday Season, Almost As Much As I Love Touching Myself In Front Of Orphans.