Sometimes You Just Gotta Use What God

Most People Just Aren't Grateful For The Lives They Have, And It Really Saddens Me. For Instance, I Said 'hello' To A Man The Other Day, And He Didn't Even Recognize Me. It Just Really Saddens Me.

If I Had A Billion Dollars I Would...oh Wait...already Do.

It's Funny When I Read The Tabloids And They're Reporting On Only A Fraction Of The Life I'm Leading.

It Turns Out Superman Is Weak To Kryptonite And Horses.

When I Was Little I Always Wanted To Drive A Train. That, And Become A Baker.