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[if Donald Trump Does Get Elected, I Will Be] Probably Secretary Of Reeducation. Or I Don't Know. I'll Probably End Up Working In The Cafeteria.

I Have A Few Business Ideas (that I'm Going To Advertise In High Times, Amongst Other Places), And One Of Them Is A Service In Which I Offer To Eat And Describe Pork To Kosher People.

Because I Think Whenever You Sit Down With Another Human Being Who Would Absolutely Disagree With You On Every Issue, You Learn About Them As A Person And You Relate, In Human Terms, And It's Much More Difficult For Either Side To Dismiss Out Of Hand, Like That Person's A Freak, That Person's A Nazi.

I'm Concerned About Organized Religion Getting Away With What It Gets Away With.

The Bible Is The Funniest Book I Have Ever Read. It's So Funny! Right In The First Six Pages, It's Funny!