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So All My Friends Have Kids Now... Which I Think Is Rude.

Besides If People Really Want To Support The Troops They Would Vote Democrat.

I'm Not A Centrist, And There's Nothing About Me That's Centrist. I Never Have Been.

In New York, You Are Constantly Faced With This Very Urgent Decision That You Have To Make, About Every Twenty Minutes...you Have To Decide, Immediately, You Have To Go "ohmigod. Do I Look At The Most Beautiful Woman In The World Or The Craziest Guy In The World?"

Once You Get Into The [donald] Trump Stuff, You Get People Going, "i Didn't Come Here To Have My Political Views Bashed."