I Read In Self-defense.

The Lion And The Calf Shall Lie Down Together But The Calf Won't Get Much Sleep.

His Lack Of Education Is More Than Compensated For By His Keenly Developed Moral Bankruptcy.

In The Event Of War, I'm A Hostage.

Eternity Is Really Long, Especially Near The End.

[an Audience Conditioned By A Lifetime Of Television-watching Is So Corrupted That] Their Standards Have Been Systematically Lowered Over The Years. These Guys Sit In Front Of Their Sets And The Gamma Rays Eat The White Cells Of Their Brains Out!