The Food Here Is Terrible, And The

I Will Not Eat Oysters. I Want My Food Dead - Not Sick, Not Wounded - Dead.

In Real Life, Keaton Believes In God. But She Also Believes That The Radio Works Because There Are Tiny People Inside It.

The Great Question Of Philosophy Remains: If Life Is Meaningless, What Can Be Done About Alphabet Soup?

Once Munching Has Begun, Schopenhauer Held, The Human Will Cannot Resist Further Munching, And The Result Is A Universe With Crumbs Over Everything.

I Don't Know What I'm Doing, But My Incompetence Has Never Stopped My Enthusiasm.