All Kids Love To Get Dirty, But

Nice To See You, To See You Nice

It's Important For A Dancer To Wear Very Tight Underpants. I Used To Feel A Bit Exposed If I Wasn't Being Held Up In The Right Place.

When You've Been Brought Up In Variety, I Think Timing Is Always Important In Your Life. If I'm Ever Late For Anything, Whether It's Personal Or Business, I Always Apologise. 'i'm Sorry I'm Late,' And All That. And If Somebody Is Late Meeting Me, I Expect Them To Say 'i'm Sorry I'm Late.' It's Just, Shall We Say, Showbiz Etiquette Of My Day.

The Secret To A Happy Marriage Is If You Can Be At Peace With Someone Within Four Walls, If You Are Content Because The One You Love Is Near To You, Either Upstairs Or Downstairs, Or In The Same Room, And You Feel That Warmth That You Don't Find Very Often, Then That Is What Love Is All About.

When I Married Wilnelia, One Of The First Things I Wanted To Know About Puerto Rico Was The Quality Of The Golf Courses.