I Can Tell By The Way Somebody

My Biggest Regret Is That My Mother Didn't See Me Walk On To That London Palladium Stage, Being The Star She Always Wanted Me To Be. But I Always Say That When She Reached Heaven, She Had A Word With A Few Agents.

All Kids Love To Get Dirty, But If I Wandered Into The Garage, My Father Would Say: 'son, You're Not Going To Have Filthy Hands Like Mine. You're Going Into Show Business.'

The Secret To A Happy Marriage Is If You Can Be At Peace With Someone Within Four Walls, If You Are Content Because The One You Love Is Near To You, Either Upstairs Or Downstairs, Or In The Same Room, And You Feel That Warmth That You Don't Find Very Often, Then That Is What Love Is All About.

When You've Been Brought Up In Variety, I Think Timing Is Always Important In Your Life. If I'm Ever Late For Anything, Whether It's Personal Or Business, I Always Apologise. 'i'm Sorry I'm Late,' And All That. And If Somebody Is Late Meeting Me, I Expect Them To Say 'i'm Sorry I'm Late.' It's Just, Shall We Say, Showbiz Etiquette Of My Day.

I Have No Plans To Rock Myself To Sleep In My Bath Chair Yet.