Half Man, Half Sit-out-the-season.

I Don't Have Time To Put Up With The Politics. Who's A Democrat? Who's A Republican? Who's Liberal? Who's Conservative? Man, Can My Daughter Just Go To A School And Not Get Killed? Can These People Get A Good Job? That's What I'm Concerned About.

There's Nobody You'd Rather Beat Than Your Good Friend.

Somebody Hits Me, I'm Going To Hit Him Back. Even If It Does Look Like He Hasn't Eaten In A While.

I Don't Mess With That Cat. I'm Pretty Sure He Carries A Blade Under His Jersey.

If You Can't Slam With The Best, Then Jam With The Rest.