I Play Golf With Friends Sometimes, But

You Hear Stories About Me Beating My Brains Out Practicing, But The Truth Is, I Was Enjoying Myself. I Couldn't Wait To Get Up In The Morning So I Could Hit Balls. I'd Be At The Practice Tee At The Crack Of Dawn, Hit Balls For A Few Hours, Then Take A Break And Get Right Back To It. And I Still Thoroughly Enjoy It. When I'm Hitting The Ball Where I Want, Hard And Crisply - When Anyone Is - It's A Joy That Very Few People Experience.

The Most Important Shot In Golf Is The Next One.

Jesus Christ Can't Hit A Golf Ball Straight. It's Virtually Impossible - At Best It's An Accident.

Like Most Professional Golfers, I Have A Tendency To Remember My Poor Shots A Shade More Vividly Than The Good Ones.

Every Day You Miss Playing Or Practicing Is One Day Longer It Takes To Be Good.