Selecting A Stroke Is Like Selecting A

Jesus Christ Can't Hit A Golf Ball Straight. It's Virtually Impossible - At Best It's An Accident.

I Dreamed One Night That I Had 17 Holes-in-one And One Two, And When I Woke Up I Was So Goddam Mad.

People Have Always Been Telling Me What I Can't Do. I Guess I Have Wanted To Show Them. That's Been One Of My Driving Forces All My Life.

I Play Golf With Friends Sometimes, But There Are Never Friendly Games.

I Liked To Win, But More Than Anything, I Loved To Play The Way I Wanted To Play