I Only Take A Drink On Two

What The Hell Difference Does It Make, Left Or Right? There Were Good Men Lost On Both Sides.

In A Society Which Really Supported Marriage The Wife Would Be Encouraged To Go To The Office And Make Love To Her Husband On The Company's Time And With Its Blessing.

I Saw A Notice That Said "drink Canada Dry" And I've Just Started.

I Think Weddings Are Sadder Than Funerals, Because They Remind You Of Your Own Wedding. You Can't Be Reminded Of Your Own Funeral Because It Hasn't Happened. But Weddings Always Make Me Cry.

Every Cripple Has His Own Way Of Walking.