I Only Take A Drink On Two

I Am A Drinker With Writing Problems.

Prostitutes, More Than Any Other Profession, Help Keep American Marriages Together.

Shakespeare Said Pretty Well Everything And What He Left Out, James Joyce, With A Judge From Meself, Put In.

Failure At A Task May Be The Result Of Having Tackled It At The Wrong Time.

The Bible Was A Consolation To A Fellow Alone In The Old Cell. The Lovely Thin Paper With A Bit Of Matress Stuffing In It, If You Could Get A Match, Was As Good A Smoke As I Ever Tasted.