I Only Take A Drink On Two

There's No Bad Publicity Except An Obituary.

When Two Men Fight Over A Woman It's The Fight They Want, Not The Woman.

I Was Court-martialled In My Absence, And Sentenced To Death In My Absence, So I Said They Could Shoot Me In My Absence.

A Man Is Fortunate If He Encounters Living Examples Of Vice, As Well As Of Virtue, To Inspire Him.

All Publicity Is Good, Except An Obituary Notice.