Clarinets, Like Lawyers, Have Cases, Mouthpieces, And

How Nice. Now The Germans Can Sleep In Peace, Knowing That They Will Not Be Invaded By Us.

(referring To The Piano's Natural Shape) Isn't It A Shame When Those Big Fat Opera Singers Lean Against The Pianos And Bend Them?

That's Why I've Never Thought Of Retiring Because I Do It All The Time Whether On The Stage Or Off. I Found That In A Precarious Situation, A Smile Is The Shortest Distance Between People. When One Needs To Reach Out For Sympathy Or A Link With People, What Better Way Is There?

Always Remember To Forget The Things That Made You Sad, But Never Forget To Remember The Things That Made You Glad.

Mendelssohn Never Wrote Any Water Music. However, He Wrote The Scotch Symphony, Which Is Even Better, Or At Least Stronger.