I Never Wear Mascara; I Laugh Until

I Only Have One Wrinkle And I'm Sitting On It.

There Are So Many Good Authors; There's No Shortage Of Them.

In Life, People Sometimes Make Rotten Deals.

Not Having Children Is One Less Worry. Children Are A Worry!

My Sight Is Bad, My Hearing Is Bad, I Feel Bad, But I Don't Suffer, I Don't Complain.