I Never Wear Mascara; I Laugh Until

I Have Legs Of Iron, But To Tell You The Truth, They're Starting To Rust And Buckle A Bit.

When I'm Laid In My Coffin, I Want You To Put A Picture Of My Grandchild To The Right Of Me And And A Picture Of My Daughter To My Left. That Way They Will Be Buried With Me.

[on Being The Oldest Living Human Being:] God Must Have Forgotten Me.

Always Keep Your Smile. That's How I Explain My Long Life.

I Think I Will Die Laughing.