I Never Wear Mascara; I Laugh Until

Always Keep A Smile. I Attribute My Long Life To That. I Believe I Will Die Laughing. That's Part Of My Program.

If You Can’t Do Anything About It, Don’t Worry About It.

I Have Legs Of Iron, But To Tell You The Truth, They're Starting To Rust And Buckle A Bit.

I Had To Wait 110 Years To Become Famous. I Wanted To Enjoy It As Long As Possible.

In Life, People Sometimes Make Rotten Deals.