I Once Fisted Two Babies And Then

I Don't Belive Oprah's Sexual Abuse Stories, I Mean Who Would Take A Black Girl When There Are Plenty Of White?

I Don't Want To Blame It All On 9/11, But It Certainly Didn't Help Matters.

Over Half A Century On And They're Still Complaining About It. Compare It To The Fact That Garden State Didn't Win An Oscar And They Seem A Little Petty If You Ask Me. I Guess That Just Goes To Show What Kind Of People They Really Are.

I Really Don't Give A Care, I'm Going To Live For Ever

Let's Face It, It's Only Called Scrubs Because I'm Saving 'zach Braff' For My Autobiography.