Any Form Of Complacency Is The Kiss

There Is Not One Female Comic Who Was Beautiful As A Little Girl.

I Could Never Be In A Cult. For Starters, They Never Accessorize Properly. David Koresh Had No Fashion Sense, Jim Jones Wore Leisure Suits, And I Don't Care How Charismatic Osama Bin Laden Was, An Ak-47 And An Insulin Drip Do Not Take The Place Of Drop Earrings Or A Well-placed Brooch.

Both Of My Parents Got To See Me Host Carson, Thank God. That's All Anyone Wants: To Have Their Parents See They're Going To Be All Right In Life.

Life Goes By Fast. Enjoy It...everyone Gets So Upset About The Wrong Things.

Having My Daughter, I Screamed For Twenty-three Hours Straight. And That Was Just During Conception.