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Our Children Are Angry. The Profanity Is Out In The Street. It's On The Buses And In The Subway. Our Children Are Trying To Tell Us Something, And We Are Not Listening.

You Know My Father's Favorite Game? Come Here And Pull My Finger.

I Said To A Guy, "tell Me, What Is It About Cocaine That Makes It So Wonderful," And He Said, "because It Intensifies Your Personality." I Said, "yes, But What If You're An Asshole?"

That's Why Ears Have Cartilage, To Keep Them From Flapping.

Through Humor, You Can Soften Some Of The Worst Blows That Life Delivers.