The Only Thing That You Can Get

Parents Are Not Interested In Justice, They're Interested In Peace And Quiet.

A Baseball Manager Has Learned A Lot About His Job From Having Played The Game, But A Parent Has Not Learned A Thing From Having Once Been A Child.

We're Not Raising Children With The Love That We Need To.

Through Humor, You Can Soften Some Of The Worst Blows That Life Delivers.

On Many Young Actors That Don't Give Their Parents Proper Credit: I'm Still Waiting For Some Actor To Win, Say, An Oscar... And Deliver The Following Acceptance Speech: I Would Like To Thank My Parents, First Of All, For Letting Me Live.