The Only Thing That You Can Get

And So The Dentist Says 'rinse.' So You Lean Over, And You're Lookin' At This Miniature Toilet Bowl.

I Recently Turned Fifty, Which Is Young For A Tree, Mid-life For An Elephant, And Ancient For A Quarter-miler, Whose Son Now Says, "dad, I Just Can't Run The Quarter With You Anymore, Unless I Bring Something To Read."

Never Say [to Younger People] "that Was Before Your Time," Because The Last Full Moon Was Before Their Time!

Those Who Criticize Our Generation Forget Who Raised It.

When I Say, 'i Don't Care What White People Think,' I Mean That.