We Are The Only Animals That Let

You Can't Be Everything To Everyone

I Said To A Guy, "tell Me, What Is It About Cocaine That Makes It So Wonderful," And He Said, "because It Intensifies Your Personality." I Said, "yes, But What If You're An Asshole?"

Suddenly, This Romantic Agony Was Enriched By A Less Romantic One: I Had To Go To The Bathroom. Needless To Say, I Couldn't Let Her Know About This Urge, For Great Lovers Never Did Such Things. The Answer To "romeo Romeo, Wherefore Art Thou, Romeo?" Was Not "in The Men's Room, Julie.

Fatherhood Is Helping Your Children Learn English As A Foreign Language.

You People Are Not Prepared. You Are Well Educated And You Look Cute, But That's Not Going To Cut It.