We Are The Only Animals That Let

Anyone Who Has Brought Up Children Knows That Consistency Has Absolutely Nothing To Do With Discipline.

You Are A Genius!... And I Am A Genius Because I Married You.

Parents Are Not Interested In Justice, They're Interested In Peace And Quiet.

I Think You Need To Make Responsibility Something That's Not Just A Word.

You Are Not Going To 'go Forth.' You Are Going To Take That Damn Hat Off And You're Going To Get A Job.