I Never Went To Church When I

People Get Burned Out In Big Families, You Can Even See It In The Naming Of Children. Like The First Kid, "you Were Named After Grandma." The Seventh Kid, "you Were Named After A Sandwich I Had. Now Get Your Brother, Reuben."

After You Eat A Hot Pocket, Everything Will Taste Like Rubber For A Month!

Not That I Don't Think Irreverent Humor And Someone Being Filthy Is Funny, I Just Do What I Do. Any Comedian Would Admit Throwing An F-bomb In There Would Help Get A Reaction. ... I'm Not On A Puritanical Pursuit, But When I Would Curse In A Joke, I Believe I'm Not Done Writing It.

I Would Say My Return To My Faith Is - It's A Very Personal Thing.

Some People Have Their Own Bowling Ball And Their Own Bowling Shoes... And No Friends.