I Never Went To Church When I

My Wife's Gotten Really Lazy, Or As She Calls It, 'pregnant.'

I Do Want Everyone To Feel Comfortable. That's Why I'd Like To Talk To You About Jesus.

I Initially Signed Up For Twitter Just To Do Jokes I Wasn't Going To Do In My Stand-up Routine.

I Don't Want To Get Involved In The Culture War. Religion's Iffy.

Bacon's The Best, Even The Frying Of Bacon Sounds Like An Applause.