If I Was On An Airplane, The

I Think That There's Part Of Me That Feels Like Maybe I Should Have Been More Social.

I Kinda Expected To Turn The Bottle And See A Recipe. "so That's How You Make Ice Cubes. Apparently You Just Freeze This Stuff. Oh, But You Need A Tray. That's How They Trick You Into It."

People Get Burned Out In Big Families, You Can Even See It In The Naming Of Children. Like The First Kid, "you Were Named After Grandma." The Seventh Kid, "you Were Named After A Sandwich I Had. Now Get Your Brother, Reuben."

Ironically, To My Children, Bedtime Is A Punishment That Violates Their Basic Rights As Human Beings.

I Don't Want To Get Involved In The Culture War. Religion's Iffy.