Don't Pray When It Rains If You

I May Not Be The Bestest Pitcher In The World, But I Sure Out-cutes 'em.

You Gotta Keep The Ball Off The Fat Part Of The Bat.

My Pitching Philosophy Is Simple - Keep The Ball Way From The Bat.

Sometimes I Sit And Think And Other Times I Just Sit.

There Never Was A Man On Earth Who Pitched As Much As Me. But The More I Pitched, The Stronger My Arm Would Get.