You Know What I Worry About? I

I Always Run In The Morning On An Empty Stomach, And I'll Go Through A Bottle And A Half Of Water. Then I Have A Protein Drink Or I Eat Egg Whites.

When I Play Poker, I Don't Like Losing The Pot.

I Remember When I Took A Temp Job... So I Got A Job At A Department Store. Something Temporary To Put On My Resume, My Parents Said. Yeah... Till I Die!

If I Wasn't A Comic Or Tv Star, I Really Wanted To Be A Photojournalist.

I'm Down To Earth; People Sense That And They Appreciate It.