It Began To Dawn On Me That

I Had A Job As A Paralegal. I Drove A Cab.

I'm Larry David. I Happen To Enjoy Wearing Women's Panties.

You Know, When You Do Standup There Are Certain Requirements That You Have To Do Like You Have To Go On Stage And When You Get Introduced You Have To Say "hey,how Ya Doin'? How Are Ya?" I Couldn't Do It. It Was False.

Actually I Walk Around With The Emmy Wherever I Go, But I'm Very Casual About It.

There Are Times When I'm Driving Home After A Day's Shooting, Thinking To Myself, That Scene Would've Been So Much Better If I Had Written It Out.