It Began To Dawn On Me That

Women Love A Self-confident Bald Man.

Even Back Then, I Exuded Self-confidence, And That Drives Women Crazy.

I Wanted To Make A Living, But I Really Was Not Interested In Money At All. I Was Interested In Being A Great Comedian.

Who Do You Think Has More Freedom: The Married Man In America Or The Single Man In Communist China?

Do Not Degrade Me In The Military Uniform I Wear For It Represents The Love I Have For My Country, And The Sacrifices Myself And Millions Of Other American Soldiers Make Everyday To Protect The Freedom We Enjoy By Living In The United States Of America.