I Never Slept Alone Until I Was

I'd Like A Glass Of Cold Gravy With A Hair In It, Please.

People Always Expect You To Be Jumping Out Of A Rolls Royce And Being In The Papers For Drunk And Disorderly Or Sleeping Around.

In The Office, The Mail That Came In Was Always 10 To 1 For Me.

It Used To Be 65 When You Went Into Retirement. Before That, When You Got Into Your 50s, You Were Getting Older.

I Got Hate Letters From Girls All Over America Because I Wouldn't Go To The Prom With Them.