I Never Said Most Of The Things

When The Waitress Asked If I Wanted My Pizza Cut Into Four Or Eight Slices, I Said, 'four. I Don't Think I Can Eat Eight.'

You Better Cut The Pizza In Four Pieces Because I'm Not Hungry Enough To Eat Six.

You Can't Make Anybody Do Anything, If They Don't Want To.

Why Don't You Pair'em Up In Threes?

I Love Baseball, I Really Do. I Always Told My Dad, I'm Not Gonna Make It Working... I Like To Play Ball Too Much. Which I Did. I Played Hard. You Gotta Work At This Game. You Really Do. And Its Fun Doing It If You Do It The Right Way.