I Take A Two Hour Nap Between

Life Is A Learning Experience, Only If You Learn.

80 Percent Of The Balls That Don't Reach The Hole, Don't Go In.

I Never Blame Myself When I'm Not Hitting. I Just Blame The Bat And If It Keeps Up, I Change Bats. After All, If I Know It Isn't My Fault That I'm Not Hitting, How Can I Get Mad At Myself?

When Asked What Would He Do If He Found $1 Million, Yogi Responded, If The Guy Was Poor, I'd Give It Back.

The Game Was Two Hours, With The Commercials. I Wish They Did That Now.