The Game Is Supposed To Be Fun.

What Difference Does The Uniform Make? You Don't Hit With It.

Pitching Always Beats Batting — And Vice-versa.

You Don't Have To Swing Hard To Hit A Home Run. If You Got The Timing, It'll Go.

It Was Impossible To Get A Conversation Going, Everybody Was Talking Too Much.

Yogi Ordered A Pizza. The Waitress Asked How Many Pieces Do You Want Your Pie Cut? Yogi Responded, Four. I Don't Think I Could Eat Eight.