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Coolidge Has The Best Idea On This Farm Relief. He Said, 'farmers, You Are In A Hole. I Can't Help You, But I Will Get In With You.' He Did. That Made It Fine So The Farmers Were Satisfied As Long As Coolidge Was Going To Get In With Them.

Farmers, Get Out Your Sense Of Humor. Congress Meets To Relieve You Again Next Week.

When A Fellow Ain't Got Much Mind, It Don't Take Him Long To Make It Up.

Samuel Gompers Has Spent His Life Trying To Keep Labor From Working Too Hard And Has Succeeded Beyond His Wildest Dreams.

You Can't Say Civilization Don't Advance... In Every War They Kill You In A New Way.