Civilization Has Taught Us To Eat With

I Have A Scheme For Stopping War. It's This - No Nation Is Allowed To Enter A War Till They Have Paid For The Last One.

The Self Persists Like A Dying Star, In Sleep, Afraid.

George Washington Was Quite A Farmer. He Was A Farmer, Civil Engineer And Gentleman. He Made Enough At Civil Engineering To Indulge In Both The Other Luxuries.

The Taxpayers Are Sending Congressmen On Expensive Trips Abroad. It Might Be Worth It Except They Keep Coming Back

American Invents Everything, But The Trouble Is We Get Tired Of It The Minute The New Is Wore Off.