There Is No Income Tax In Russia.

Parades Should Be Classed As A Nuisance And Participants Should Be Subject To A Term In Prison. They Stop More Work, Inconvenience More People, Stop More Traffic, Cause More Accidents, Entail More Expense, And Commit And Cause I Don't Remember The Other Hundred Misdemeanors.

Real Estate Is The Best Investment In The World Because It Is The Only Thing They're Not Making Any More.

A Conference Is Just An Admission That You Want Somebody To Join You In Your Troubles.

We Are Sure Living In A Peculiar Time. You Get Morefor Not Working Than You Will For Working, And Morefor Not Raising A Hog Than For Raising It.

Our Constitution Protects Aliens, Drunks And U.s. Senators.